Jun
05
2009
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How Long is a Million Years?

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.

“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”

God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”

The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?” God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”

The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?” God answered, “In a minute.”

Have a BLESSED weekend… and remember to get plenty of laughs. Proverbs 17:22 says, “A joyful heart is good medicine, But a broken spirit dries up the bones.”



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